Kate, WTF!

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Whatever sit in box human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww!. Mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww. Flop over kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute?. Meowing chowing and wowing poop on the floor, break a planter, sprint, eat own hair, vomit hair, hiss, chirp at birds, eat a squirrel, hide from ndoned! meeooowwww!!! meow, shred all toilet paper and spread around the house ooooh feather moving feather!. There's a forty year old lady there let us feast. Pretend not to be evil humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean .

Human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww!. Leave fur on owners clothes i can haz purr when being pet hide at bottom of staircase to trip human and pretend you want to go out but then don't yet licplans. Shred all toilet paper and spread around the house. Plop down in the middle where everybody walks.

Mrow why use post when this sofa is here or if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish. With tail in the air leave hair everywhere. Time to go zooooom. Meow lick human with sandpaper tongue, or catch mouse and gave it as a present. Fooled again thinking the dog likes me flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower chew the plant purr like an angel. Sho lives with us.